| fuck yeah!!! |
[Apr. 20th, 2007|03:08 pm] |
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| | Game Of Chance!!! | ] |
so i accomplished a major achievment today in the class of Pre-Calculus... when sitting there with 6 Koolaide bursts on my desk, Mr. Jay-nik asked if i was going to drink them all, upon my answer of thats right i am, he challenged me. the challenge was set at all 6 in under 3 minutes, for 2 extra credit points. it was going to br tough, but i accepted none the less, it was a grueling 3 minutes, during which i sucked down all six. claiming victory, cheered on by the class. it was glorious as he marked down the points. then after sitting for a moment, i got up and waddled out the door, simply walked down the hallway, into the bathroom where i proceeded to vomit up 7 koolaide's (one from earlier that period) after a quick restoration of smell to my mouth, i was back into class to learn nothing, because of the excitment cayuse by the Koolaide. so basically yeah, in math today i pucked up alot of koolaide, good story, eh? ight peace knucka's. |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2006|07:34 am] |
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| | middle eastern regae | ] |
Fucking Time Warner |
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[Sep. 17th, 2006|07:51 pm] |
This is me on little sleep trying to ask weather or not we had any english homework:
drop me a text if we have some english thinger McJigger that i wasnt ever informed of the existence of in this parralell univerce of doom and perrils where the lands of the lion are ruled by those who lead the lives of pomp and circumstance and where the weak meak streak and geek all form alliances against george ronkle the 3rd through 14th and the power of all mankind resides not in the people or humane populus but in the capitalistic clutches of the thing that we may believe to be the man or the divinely rightious and the societal capitalism need not to reside in the people hand that are filthy with the rule but in the hands of us and in all hands equal however not quite the the extent of our communist brotheren but more to the likeing of the northern nieghbors who live in infamous plunder and so there on this day shall be marked as the day of the great revolution towards the greater good of the people and time as opposed to that of the protection of what should and never will be because that is a myth only to end in tyrany, mortality and death showers it should however be towards the complete destruction of the machine and put towards the good of the now what is and what will be possible to accomplish in this life world and time we are here for the purpose of living and for fighting for the better living and not for being opressed by the horrors and terrors of the societal and meaphorical vice grip that has been placed on the lives of everyone and everything these vice grips are here for the tyranical use of the rule and the power the power which is so wrongly placed in the hand of the incapable and the blind the blind leading the powerless is the way this is set up there is no ryme or reason to it however there shall be if not by the changing of hands then by the changing of life the changing of life in all forms and shapes and colours and varieties and in this changing of life there shall be a mass shift as that of the plates in the earth shift and pressure builds unitl it ruptures and sends an uncontrollable urge in all directions of pure unmatched unseen power and fury it will creat an experience that can only be described with the term sonic firestorm and inhumane rampage and the once weak and powerless shall overcome the unstopable power of the blind rule and shall take the rule into that of their own hands however only for a period of time a short period of time until death showers of fury and storms catch up to them and their power for the power of the people shall be too great final and all giving power given to all is to great and mighty for anyone to possibly grasp and this ungraspable power shall be taken and held tight in the fists of the opposed and the suffering the minds of the creators and the souls of the created are to great a difference to be set upon this place and tey shal both crumble under their own power for this is the place of realness and actuality the mear blindness of the people is long overdue for a cure and such a thing is coming in with the fury of the storm through the fire and the flames it shall come and it will burn a thousand fires in the lives souls and minds of the soldiers the soldiers of the wasteland what are these lives what is this death but the souls of another eating the societorial need of the populus for this all shall change when frankenstien brings upon a storm of death to take away every breath of the human populus of this life infested tyranicaly ruled place of plunder death and life for this is the day of the lion and this is the day of life not of death not of the souls of the weak the people of the rule the minds of the creators but of the life of mankind and all its wonder.
yeah fucked up, i wasnt really thinking, i was just trying not to do homework. so yeah.... now its time for homework.... :'( |
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[Sep. 6th, 2006|09:30 pm] |
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| |  tired | ] |
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| | DRAGONFORCE- Soldiers of the Wasteland | ] |
Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home
Warrior soldiers forever we fought long ago
We're all lost in the darkness so far away from home
Crossing battles savage seas towards the mountains high
Forest plains of wilderness we're striking out tonight
On towards our destiny we travel far and wide
Journey through the darkenss as your hearts refuse to die
In the flames of hell we fire at will the fires of doom has come
With the forces of the blackest knights they're staring at the sun
Far across the distant plains of ice we're searching for the sword
When the time has come for the battle now we follow with the horde
We will ride with fire burning hot towards the night sky
In the land of long ago forever in our souls
Fly on wings of shining steel are burning so bright
In ancient lands of warriors we're riding on again
Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home
Warrior soldiers forever we fought long ago
We're all lost in the darkness so far away from home
Fallen soldiers taste the steel of death the daylight dawning
Sun will shine upon the lives of burning hearts of ice
As you break through the boundaries of life this feeling of despair
And they die in their sleep for the world that will not care
You feel lost in this labyrinth of pain this sickening dismay
There's a voice inside that's calling another wasted day
Can't you see the history the suffocating madness
In the land of fallen souls there's nowhere left no place to go
I have traveled far and wide across the wasteland
Still searching for the answers for the right to understand
Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home
Warrior soldiers forever we fought long ago
We're all lost in the darkness so far away from home
Riding through the starlight and smashing the boundaries as hellfire falls from the sky
A shadow of pain will arise from the ashes of those fallen ones who have died
Our only master with fire and fury of hell will see his bidding done
Blasting from high as the battle unfolds to the gates of the city we come
We will ride with fire burning hot towards the night sky
In the land of long ago forever in our souls
Fly on wings of shining steel are burning so bright
In ancient lands of warriors we're riding on again
Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads
Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home
Warrior soldiers forever we fought long ago
We're all lost in the darkness so far away from home |
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[May. 23rd, 2006|05:46 pm] |
hey y'all paintball players. seeing as i dont know how to wokr the forums, and my forum acount doesnt work, im posting paintball crap on here. this saturday (May 27) anyone interested in a game. i dunno where, but if anyone wants to play and\or has a location to suggest just gimme a call... or just plan the whole thing yourself, and then inform me of the plans. later all.
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[Mar. 30th, 2006|03:27 pm] |
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| | jesus | ] |
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yo, tomorrow = Friday + good weather...meaning that we are all geting together, i dont care if you're at colege or busy or what. tomorrow we are all getting together at least for a louis excersion. i dont make plans cause im lazy and have no house to do them in, so someone else make plans for friday(ex: tomorrow).... o and just so ya know, yes i was bored and watching the weather channel, so shoot me....
ok latre'
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[Mar. 1st, 2006|10:41 pm] |
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| | jerpadoobie | ] |
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| | Metallica-Low Man's Lyric | ] |
ok so i was gonna come on here and write some deep shit, some stuffthats on my mind and that i wanna say, or screem but haven't. though i am not, for the simple reason that i am numb as a statue (good song) but yea ya see my brain is aboot to explode, and its pretty awsome, u can do it too. heres how. first listen to a light cheery Scott Joplin piano rag, then listen to Rammstein, Mein Teil. your brain will quite literally explode. its pretty awsome. anyway yea i just didnt want to bore alot of people with some stuff that only needs to be said to like two of u. but yea so im done, this was basicaly a post to say that im not posting, but yea i bored. later all.
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[Feb. 16th, 2006|11:51 pm] |
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| | Metallica-Better Than You | ] |
sorry to anyone who read this last night, it was way outta line... |
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[Feb. 12th, 2006|08:34 am] |
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| |  why does it bounce, damn jews | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Metallica, Low Man's Lyric | ] |
fur shizzle i think im on a crazy power doobie induced high right now. i dunno why, but i feel numb and contently zoning. yet i wanna punch something, perhaps a baby, or a cat, or wait a Jew!!! hang on .... success!! all three achieved. ok now thats thats done with im outtie. later all.... whoa whoa whoa this isn't the fly loft, o nooo what do i do, i know nothing anymore except the fly loft. im soo scared, why are there no ropes, where are the fly whieghts. that place has pushed me over the edge. i've gone bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S, god i hate that song. ok ima done. bye.
fenstizzle fo' shizzle (wow im lame) |
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[Jan. 29th, 2006|07:35 pm] |
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| |  jiggidy SWAG jiggidy | ] |
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| | Warren Zevon-El Amor De Mi Vida (?) | ] |
so yea im bored and i have a shit load of homework to do, but im not gonna do it. well not now anyway, right now im gonna stall more and listen to more country rock kick ass music stuff... and Metallica. but yea i dunno im bored and i like this song, it sounds familiar sometimes lol. so im gonna share it with yall...cause im bored....and jewish.
Warren Zevon
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
(Warren Zevon)
So much to do, there's plenty on the farm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Saturday night I like to raise a little harm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I'm drinking heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Straight from the bottle, twisted again
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Well, I take this medicine as prescribed
I'll sleep when I'm dead
It don't matter if I get a little tired
I'll sleep when I'm dead
I've got a.38 special up on the shelf
I'll sleep when I'm dead
If I start acting stupid
I'll shoot myself
I'll sleep when I'm dead
So much to do, there's plenty on the farm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
Saturday night I like to raise a little harm
I'll sleep when I'm dead
so yea im tired, prolly cause i didnt go to sleep till like 5:45, o well it was deffinitly worth it. so yea im still bored and still stalling and still a crazy metal head and still jewish. so just to pis you all off im gonna throw more song lyrics in here, oooo what now biotch.
Metallica
Fade to Black
Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
Things are not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this can't be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me, but now He's gone
No one but me can save myself, but it's too late
Now I can't think, think why I should even try
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye
yea...i dunno, i've been listening to this alot recently. in light of recent events it just...i dunno, seems to fit doesn't it. so yea, that kinda sucks, what happened i mean. (btw if you dont know what im talkin aboot then nevermind) i just can't believe it, i mean why? why? its things like that that really scare me. if they can do that out of nowhere like that, then whose to say someone else won't, or i won't. i mean its just scary. but i digress.
ok i think this shindig is over, and i must actually be getting to my homework now :(
later all you home-shizzles oot thea'
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[Jan. 28th, 2006|09:33 pm] |
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| | The Eagles- New Kid in Town | ] |
damnit, i was just chewin on a toothpick and it broke in my mouth. fuck you alla. anywho, yea today was merhish. the highlight would deffinatly be the home depot run that me and J. Gerb-izzle decided to film for the documentary. it consisted of us walking around with a video camera and getting alot of dirty looks then getting yelled at cause its illegal to have a video camera in a store. but yea it was still good times we went $1.05 over our $300 dollar budget, sucks cause that with putting alot of stuff back. but yea i dunno. i just put shit loads of shoe-goo on my shoes cause they are falling apart (shut up Rachel they still got a year or two left in 'em)and yea i did it in my room and that stuff smells bad and i think im quite high right now. i feel like i ws just smokin a power doobie olo. so yea i dunno im bored and felt like posting an lj with some meaning or importance, but i kinda miossed that one by alot. but i think i can salvage it by stealing an idearr from rachel. heres some comment\questions that have importance to certain people.
-what the hell is wrong with you
-why do you do\say things that you know are gonna agitate people
-your not always right
-do you feel the they same way i do
-wake up, and smell the roses
-do you even think before you act
-why do you treat me and and everyone else like shit
-do you respect me
-do you care aboot me\anyone
-do you realize how much half the things you do\say hurt me
-do you realize how much i depend on you
-just have patience
-stop thinking
-thank you
-dont change for anyone except yourself
so yea i think that covers a good amount of people and issues. sorry if most of them sound kinda mean, im not in a real happy mood right now. so yea if ya got questions give it a ring, 866-0528. later all.
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[Jan. 27th, 2006|12:23 am] |
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| |  twitchy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Metallica-Master of Puppets | ] |
Welcome to where time stands still
no one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
just labeled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, No windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
Sleep my friend and you will see
that dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
can't they see it's why my brain says Rage
Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Build my fear of what's out there
and cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
assuring me that I'm insane
They think our heads are in their hands
but violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
he's getting better, can't you tell?
No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
but they think this saves us from our Hell
Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Fear of living on
natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
got some death to do
Mirror stares back hard
Kill, it's such a friendly word
seems the only way
for reaching out again.
mmm stage cr3w. after a few days of it i can say its hectic, crazy, fun, and way too hXc. its different than last year but not necesarily in a bad way. but yea this song just kinda reminded me of crew. yea... im done. night all. ima ooot.
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[Jan. 22nd, 2006|11:14 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Led Zepplin | ] |
ok so im bored and i feel like ranti ng so i shall... this rant starts like 4 minutes ago when i was playing rs and decided that i was hungery, so naturaly i go to get some food. i say mmm a pop-tart sounds yummy right now. so i look to the pop-tart area. i see 5 open boxes, 5. why in a family where three people eat pop-tarts are there 5 open boxes. now i then read the types. three of them are: chocolate chip, Hot Fudge Sundae, and then Chocolate Fudge. WTF!!!!. lemme repeat thus for all you lazy eyed jigga's out thea' CHOCOLATE chip, hot FUDGE sundae, and CHOCOLATE FUDGE. now i just dont understand the logic. but i have concluded that the Pop-tart industry is a conspirisy, it is out to infiltrate every home in the world, to waste money, take up precios shelf space, and to just pis every one off. so yea thats it for that. a Hooka techno party!!!!!!
but anyway, the moral of the story is dont eat yellow snow... o wait i cant cause there is no fucking snow outside, jesus christ its fucking january and theres no snow, i want snow. i got all excited cause of the blizzard before but now its gone... all gone.
w00t cr3w starts tomorrow, like the real hXc cres not the pre-crew stuff we've been doing. im excited the first time all of the stage crusaders will get together. but yea its pretty cool, fly is awsome its me, dos, and three freshmen who seem pretty cool yet whipped at the same time. so yea i dunno i be bored. and still hungery. i never actually ate one of those damn pop-tarts cause i was too confused\pissed to choose. i dont think i can ever eat a pop-tart again after all that confusion and misfortune i cant even look at the once delicios breakfats treats. i think i need to move to bengladesh so that i just dont have to eat breakfast ever again. only i dont speak fluent bengladeshian...yet. so yea i think im done, laytre' (<-french)
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[Dec. 29th, 2005|10:20 am] |
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[Dec. 10th, 2005|12:17 am] |
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| |  drunk | ] |
| [ | music |
| | metallica....R.I.P. Cliff | ] |
so yea today was pretty good, sure i totaly bombed a test, got yelled at by many people, walked into a wall, and had war declared upon me by liberia....but other than that it was a decent day. it started off with me standing out side with wet hair in the crazy blizzardish snow storm waiting for my bus. my hair ended up turning into complete ice, it made me laugh a bit. but anyways then i get to schol late, so im goin to band and i hear ferante yellin at someone, this person turns out to be dan schwach(<-close enough) and he goes and starts yellin back, she was like stop walkin during the pledge, hes like shut up i hate you your soo annoying just go die or something. it made me very happy. but anyway then stuff and such happened, followed by me going to gerbers which consisted of me eating animal crackers and him kicking my ass at foosball, it was good times. then i met his friend alex who actually is really cool, and fits in with the whole group real well. but anyway coffee at forest view.... climbing to the top of the giant snow pile, then having some random guy come and throw us off, literally he climbed up and threw us off, it was really fun. so yea i dunno that was really it, it was a pretty good day, all made better because i am eating a pop tart right now. mmmm burnt toast.
i dunno i could really go for some crack right now...just kidding im clean. but i did have my chem teacher send me to the nurse\office cause he thought i was high, but i couldn't blame him i mean when he asked me the answer to the question i just said "yo dawwg im soo high right now...." but whatever i found it really funny, sinse i just walked around the school aimlessly for 5 min. then went back to class. so yea.... i dunno im really tired, this can only mean one thing... the Metallica isn't nearly loud enough. wow Cliff Burton seriously is my hero, he's so godly, why did he have to die, he could be better than victor wooten if he was still alive.....stupid bus, stupid crane, stupid beaver.....so yea seeing as this entry was not only pointless but lacked the poor attemps at jokes that normaly make my posts so bad that they must be read, actually if you still are reading this right now then you have no life at all and should be forceably givin lead poisoning. so yea ima gonna stop now, later all....
p.s.- i really wasn't high in chem. i was just distracted by the jesus-leprechan dancing in the corner....
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[Dec. 4th, 2005|10:12 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | this makes me so happy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Metallica | ] |
so yea...im bored. i was gonna do somethin today, but instead i decided to sit here on my computer and watch squirells eat apple out side my window. it was still good times though, i mean cmon, this one squirells ate like 5 apples and then he driopped one out from real high up, i laughed. so yea basicaly the point of this current whorage was for me to say how bored i am, and how pointless this day was. i coulda spent it doin the big paper due tomorrow, but i decided against it. i mean cmon what would you choose, paer OR watch squirells and eat slim jims....mmmm mechanicaly seperated chicken, no lie thats the number two ingreidient. but enough about that, its time for me to go make some pie,
-i swear the guy who invented ass-less chaps is one messed up dude.... sorry that was uncalled for. ok ima oot, goodnight and godspeed
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[Dec. 3rd, 2005|12:06 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | whoa im on crack | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Van Halen | ] |
bored.....
1. What's your name? andy/\/orlando/yanni/jackass/the kid with the hair
2. How do you get it started? ussually with one or two pulls
3. What do you do in the snow? frollick/eat bagels in it
4. What is one of your favorite non-mainstream bands? Five Iron Frenzy
5. How do you like your toast? popin 20 ft. in the air from the hydraulic lifting mechanism, then with butter and homemade jelly mmmm.
6. Do you carry keys around to things you don't own? How many? only when im looking after rachel's keys for her
7. Do you reuse water bottles instead of buying new ones? yea, jews are real cheap like that
8. When you go to Mighty, what do you get? mighty pack hot sauce aour cream mmmmm
9. Transformers or Ninja Turtles? totally ninja turtals
and finally...
10. What do you think of when i say this phrase: Daniel David DeAngelis? Docta' D-izz, it reminds me of spoiled mayonaise on a pop-tart
wow that was incredably lame\ammusing\hXc |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2005|10:25 pm] |
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| | i don't like pants | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Trans-siberian orchestra | ] |
well today was pretty cool, except for most of it. but the end was good. we trifectaed it up, much hilarity ensued. after gerbre'(<-- it's french like grilled cheese) beat me at ping-pong we had a remach, only with random objects, i.e. keyboards, tambereens, nerf balls, etc. it was to say the least the most retarded thing ever. so then pool ensued were for once gerber managed to not pull his trademark move of bouncin gthe cue over every thing and having it land right in the pocket, lol sorry gerber but that was hilarious. but anyway after that coffee, walking in the cold and such stupidity ensued. but anyway, enough aboot the mass retardation of this night, tis time for some generic blues christmas music with electric violins, mmmm TSO.......
so yea i dunno im kinda bored and i really want some pie, or other such pastry items. i dunno i think im an un-practicing crack-adict, i dunno why but it seems like it would make a good amount of sense. kinda like eating bagels in a mack(<-- pronounced maach) truck on broadway at 3 am...... so yea today in gym i learned something, if someone has just put a still lit cigarette but in the trash dont put paper towels in it. smoke and such proceeds to protrude out of the garbage can, and leperachans apear out of no where and kill rabbits.
so yea im bored so im just gonna keep wrighting, i was just laying in the snow for a good while, so my fingers are kinda shaky and im tired, so i dunno if this stuff is even legable or makes sense, but whatever im over it. but anyway back to what i was saying, i need to rant about something, i dunno what though. i mean i could rant about those jackass people that you just wanna walk up to and punch in the face. ya know who im talkin aboot, those people that just suck soo much at life they just need to be punched or shot or at leasst have some one tell them "hey you you really suck and i hate you and if chuck norris was here id tell him to round-house kick you imn the face" so yea today those people were really pissin me off, i mean more than normal, i just wanted to hit so many people, so naturaly to rid myself of this anger i slept through all of math class, and through a english quiz, oops. but anyway i learned something else today...DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW.....nah not really, but i did eat something yellow, i think they were supposed to be school eggs, but i didnt ask.....
so yea i think this completely pointless Lj whorage has gone on long enough, so i think im gonna end it now. but not before giving you this advise, if some polish person tells you that they are going to hit you in the face, they mean it, and they dont miss..... ok im done sorry for wasting all your time on that, but eh....
ok yall ima oota here, later dawgs...
fensta'
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[Dec. 1st, 2005|11:46 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | woot, pants party...??? | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Metallica | ] |
woot, so yea im borded and trying to avoid sleep at all costs, cause sleep is a big waist of time and a scam by the government. its just a conspiracy to get you to do less and be unsuccesfull, casue they don't want us to be awake enough to realize that the world is going down the shitter real fast. mmm pop tarts........
ok i think im done with the Lj whoring, however i shall not sacrifice myself to the evils of slumber, i shall remain awake, for i have a weapon to fight the chemicaly induced sense of tiredness, it is...Metallica, not just metallica, but every metallica song ever, all rolled up into my little ipod....mmmm technology. ok 'night all
fensta'
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